Insulated can koozieThe cheapest thing here you can order a single one of, and it survives because it lives in a drawer rather than a closet.
Personalized beverage tubA steel tub with the crew name on it, which does the one job a cooler cannot: it sits out in the open where everyone can see it.
Personalized cocktail glassesOne glass per guy with his name on it, in a shape that suits a mixed drink rather than whiskey, which is the only reason to own both.