The swag gallery

• 31 shirtsThe T-Shirt RackBad decisions. Questionable establishments. Shirts we should probably be too old to wear.
• we own this2-liter Das Boot beer glassWhoever won last night's poker game drinks the next night's first round out of this, which turns a two-liter glass boot into the closest thing the trip has to a trophy.
• we own thisTwo-sided custom challenge coinsCoins survive where shirts do not, because they live in a drawer rather than a closet and nobody throws one away.
• we own thisCustom UPF 50+ long sleeve sun shirtThe one piece of custom swag that is genuinely functional, which is why it outlives the trip.
• we own thisCustom zip hoodiesExpensive next to a printed tee and worth it, because a hoodie gets worn for years while a shirt gets worn once.
• we own thisHand-forged engraved bottle openersEngraved with the trip number and the year it started, and forged steel means there is nothing on it to wear out.
• we own thisPersonalized whiskey glassesOne glass per guy with his own name on it, which is the only reason anybody still knows whose drink is whose by the second night.

• Personalized beverage tubwe own thisA steel tub with the crew name on it, which does the one job a cooler cannot: it sits out in the open where everyone can see it.
• Personalized flaskswe own thisMarked with his own name rather than the trip's, which is why these come home instead of getting left in a hotel room.
• .308 shell casing shot glasseswe own thisA shot glass built around a .308 casing, so the joke is the object itself rather than something printed on it that wears off.
• Custom trucker hatnot testedGets worn at home in the regular rotation, which is the real test of whether something earns its spot in the closet.
• Custom deck of playing cardsnot testedPut faces on the court cards and it stops being a deck and starts being a running joke.
• Custom branded poker chipsnot testedPriced these out for the trip tournament and never pulled the trigger, so this is research rather than a recommendation.
• Custom embroidered trip patcheswe own thisOrdered most years since 2013, which makes it the oldest thing the crew still buys.
• Insulated can koozienot testedCheap enough to buy just one, and it keeps getting used long after the trip because a beer still needs holding at home.
• Personalized cocktail glasseswe own thisThe mixed-drink shape whiskey glasses do not cover, so nobody is stuck serving a vodka soda in a rocks glass built for bourbon and ice.

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