bad decisions, well dressed
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Nobody asked us to become T-shirt critics, but here we are. These are shirts we would actually wear on a guys trip. We favor good material, soft shirts, and jokes that do not require apologizing to the bartender.
Questionable Judgment
The shirts that answer for themselves.
Great shirtThat's a Terrible Idea, What Time?
Famous IRL
Combed ring-spun cotton
The official GuysAway decision-making process.
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Great shirtBad Choices Make Good Stories
TeePublic
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Good shirtI'm Going to Hell. Do You Need Anything?
TeePublic
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Great shirtMaybe Today, Satan
TeePublic
Pretty much the line.
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Great shirtI'll Bring the Bad Decisions
TeePublic
Get it at TeePublic for I'll Bring the Bad Decisions, opens the retailer in a new tab
Great shirtI'm Probably Going to Hell in Every Religion
TeePublic
Get it at TeePublic for I'm Probably Going to Hell in Every Religion, opens the retailer in a new tab
Great shirtI Require Supervision
TeePublic
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Great shirtIn My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised
TeePublic
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Great shirtGood at Making Bad Decisions
TeePublic
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80s & 90s Hall of Fame
If you know, you know.
- Great shirt
Top Gun
HOMAGE
Soft vintage-style HOMAGE tee
Get it at HOMAGE for Top Gun, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Stone Cold Steve Austin
HOMAGE
Soft HOMAGE tri-blend
Get it at HOMAGE for Stone Cold Steve Austin, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
nWo Signature
WWE Shop, HOMAGE
HOMAGE tri-blend, polyester, cotton and rayon
Get it at WWE Shop for nWo Signature, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Ghostbusters Glow Logo
HOMAGE
Soft HOMAGE tee
Get it at HOMAGE for Ghostbusters Glow Logo, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Spaceballs: The T-Shirt
m00nshot
Get it at m00nshot for Spaceballs: The T-Shirt, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Back to the Future, 88 MPH
Forbidden Geek
Premium pre-shrunk cotton
Get it at Forbidden Geek for Back to the Future, 88 MPH, opens the retailer in a new tab - Good shirt
Save Ferris
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Macy's, Fifth Sun
Get it at Macy's for Save Ferris, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Kaoru Betto
The Big Lebowski, The Dude's shirt
m00nshot
Choose the Deluxe ring-spun cotton or the Luxury Airlume blend
If you know, you know.
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Beavis & Butt-Head, MTV Logos
80sTees
Get it at 80sTees for Beavis & Butt-Head, MTV Logos, opens the retailer in a new tab - Good shirt
Beastie Boys, Ill Communication Karate
Rerun the 80s
Get it at Rerun the 80s for Beastie Boys, Ill Communication Karate, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Run-DMC Logo
Spiral USA
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Get it at Spiral USA for Run-DMC Logo, opens the retailer in a new tab - Good shirt
Public Enemy Logo
Spiral USA
Soft-style cotton
Get it at Spiral USA for Public Enemy Logo, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Nirvana Vintage-Inspired Graphic Tee
Abercrombie & Fitch
180g soft cotton
Get it at Abercrombie & Fitch for Nirvana Vintage-Inspired Graphic Tee, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
MTV Checkered Logo
HOMAGE
Soft HOMAGE tee
Get it at HOMAGE for MTV Checkered Logo, opens the retailer in a new tab
Questionable Establishments
Places that either do not exist or should not pass inspection.
- Great shirt
Moe's Tavern
The Simpsons
Amazon, official Simpsons merchandise
Comfort Colors adult heavyweight, 100% cotton
Get it at Amazon for Moe's Tavern, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Los Pollos Hermanos
Breaking Bad
Etsy, FuntasticPrints
Bella+Canvas when in stock, comparable premium blank otherwise
Get it at Etsy for Los Pollos Hermanos, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Mos Eisley Cantina
Star Wars
m00nshot
Get it at m00nshot for Mos Eisley Cantina, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
The Winchester Tavern
Shaun of the Dead
NBCUniversal Shop
Comfort Colors
Get it at NBCUniversal Shop for The Winchester Tavern, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Bob's Country Bunker
The Blues Brothers
Famous IRL
Get it at Famous IRL for Bob's Country Bunker, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Big Kahuna Burger
Pulp Fiction
Yinzylvania
Comfort Colors, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton
Get it at Yinzylvania for Big Kahuna Burger, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
The Max
Saved by the Bell
m00nshot
Get it at m00nshot for The Max, opens the retailer in a new tab - Great shirt
Titty Twister
From Dusk Till Dawn
TeePublic
100% combed ring-spun cotton, Premium, Extra-Soft and Heavyweight styles available
We said questionable establishments.
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Links checked directly on August 8, 2026. Retail listings move; if one of these has gone stale, tell us and we will fix or pull it.