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The Best Guys Trip Swag, and What Is a Waste

  • We used this

The best guys trip swag is small, dated, and specific to your group. The two things this crew still owns are hand-forged bottle openers and custom zip hoodies, both of which cost more than a shirt and outlasted everything else by years. Matching cotton tees get worn once, which is fine if you keep them cheap and make the joke unrepeatable outside the crew.

We have bought and used this ourselves. Anything on the page we have only researched is labelled item by item. Prices change, so check.

Most trip swag is bought in the last week before leaving, chosen by whoever volunteered, and forgotten by the following spring. The stuff that lasts has almost nothing in common with the stuff that gets ordered.

We judge everything here on one question: would a guy still have this in five years? Not whether it looked good in the group photo.

An item makes this list if it clears at least two bars:

  1. It survives the trip. Still owned in five years, not worn once.
  2. You can order seven or eight without a minimum-order fight.
  3. It carries a joke or a year, so it means something to this crew only.
  4. It is genuinely functional, so it gets used at home.

Anything that clears none of those is a souvenir. Souvenirs are fine. They are just not worth planning around.

The list

Shirts

  • Illustration: a raccoon wearing a black zip hoodie and cap, arms crossed, inside a cabin

    Custom zip hoodieswe own thisour pick

    made for you / CustomInk / no minimum

    Expensive next to a printed tee and worth it, because a hoodie gets worn for years while a shirt gets worn once.

    Once you are therePick the garment before you start designing. CustomInk's catalog runs to dozens of blanks and the price swings hard between them, so it is easy to fall in love with a design on a garment you did not mean to buy. We went with the American Apparel USA-Made flex fleece zip hoodie back in 2019, which is not necessarily the blank the current link lands on -- check what you are actually ordering before you finalize a design. Order a size up if guys are wearing it over a flannel, which is most of the time.

    See the one we boughtimage: AI illustration

  • Illustration: a raccoon on a dock at sunrise in a hooded UPF sun shirt with camo sleeves, holding a rod

    Custom UPF 50+ long sleeve sun shirtwe own this

    made for you / CustomInk

    The one piece of custom swag that is genuinely functional, which is why it outlives the trip.

    Once you are thereAsk which print method CustomInk is running on this exact garment before you finalize a design -- performance fabric can crack under a print that is not built for stretch, and it's worth confirming rather than assuming. This is already the hooded version, worth it if the trip involves a boat all day.

    See the one we boughtimage: AI illustration

Hats

  • Custom trucker hat

    made for you / Print-on-demand with embroidery

    Gets worn at home in the regular rotation, which is the real test of whether something earns its spot in the closet.

    Link pendingunverified

Drinkware

  • Illustration: a raccoon holding an engraved whiskey glass, presentation box and coaster on the bar beside it

    Personalized whiskey glasseswe own thisour pick

    made for you / Marvinell on Etsy / no minimum

    One glass per guy with his own name on it, which is the only reason anybody still knows whose drink is whose by the second night.

    Once you are thereEtsy glassware is almost always listed in sets of four or six, and crews are almost never an even number. Message the seller before ordering and ask whether they will add a single to a set, because most will and it beats buying a second set. Put one name per glass rather than the trip name on all of them.

    See the one we boughtimage: AI illustration

  • .308 shell casing shot glasseswe own this

    made for you / Etsy / no minimum

    A shot glass built around a .308 casing, so the joke is the object itself rather than something printed on it that wears off.

    See the one we bought

  • Insulated can koozie

    either way / Print-on-demand

    Cheap enough to buy just one, and it keeps getting used long after the trip because a beer still needs holding at home.

    Link pendingunverified

  • Personalized beverage tubwe own this

    made for you / Etsy / no minimum

    A steel tub with the crew name on it, which does the one job a cooler cannot: it sits out in the open where everyone can see it.

    See the one we bought

  • Personalized cocktail glasseswe own this

    made for you / HomeWetBar on Etsy / no minimum

    The mixed-drink shape whiskey glasses do not cover, so nobody is stuck serving a vodka soda in a rocks glass built for bourbon and ice.

    Etsy pending

  • Personalized flaskswe own this

    made for you / Etsy / no minimum

    Marked with his own name rather than the trip's, which is why these come home instead of getting left in a hotel room.

    See the one we bought

Keepsakes

  • Illustration: a raccoon uses a hand-forged iron bottle opener on a beer bottle at a cabin bar

    Hand-forged engraved bottle openerswe own thisour pick

    made for you / Black Dog Ironworks on Etsy / no minimum

    Engraved with the trip number and the year it started, and forged steel means there is nothing on it to wear out.

    Once you are thereEngrave the founding year, not the current one. Ours read the trip number plus the year it all started, which turns a bottle opener into a record of how long this has been going. A current year makes it a souvenir of one weekend. Forged pieces are made to order, so give the smith four to six weeks and confirm the engraving text in writing before they start.

    See the one we boughtimage: AI illustrationunverified

  • Illustration: a raccoon holds a giant boot-shaped glass full of beer, cabin interior with a lake view behind

    2-liter Das Boot beer glasswe own this

    buy off the shelf / Big Betty (Target) / no minimum

    Whoever won last night's poker game drinks the next night's first round out of this, which turns a two-liter glass boot into the closest thing the trip has to a trophy.

    Once you are thereIt's a full 2 liters of hand-blown glass, 12 inches tall, so it travels packed in its own box, not loose in a duffel.

    See the one we boughtimage: AI illustration

  • Custom embroidered trip patcheswe own this

    made for you / Designs On Demand

    Ordered most years since 2013, which makes it the oldest thing the crew still buys.

    Once you are thereThree inches across with a merrowed black edge is the size that works. Smaller loses any detail, bigger stops fitting on a hat or a jacket pocket. Keep the design to a few flat colours, since embroidery cannot hold gradients or thin lines. Iron-on backing is fine for a jacket that never gets washed hard, otherwise ask for sew-on.

    Link pending

  • Illustration: a raccoon holds up a two-sided metal challenge coin, cabin interior behind

    Two-sided custom challenge coinswe own this

    made for you / EABelts on Etsy / no minimum

    Coins survive where shirts do not, because they live in a drawer rather than a closet and nobody throws one away.

    Once you are thereOrder more than you need. We went ten deep for seven guys, and the spares are the whole point: somebody misses a year, somebody brings a new guy, somebody loses theirs. Reorders mean a second setup charge and a coin that never quite matches, so overshoot the first time. Two-sided costs barely more than one and gives you room for the joke on the back.

    See the one we boughtimage: AI illustration

Games

  • Custom branded poker chips

    made for you / BR Pro Poker, Nevada Jacks

    Priced these out for the trip tournament and never pulled the trigger, so this is research rather than a recommendation.

    Link pendingunverified

  • Custom deck of playing cards

    made for you / Print-on-demand card printers

    Put faces on the court cards and it stops being a deck and starts being a running joke.

    Link pendingunverified

Why there are no prices

Chip vendors and sublimation printers quote per design and per quantity rather than publishing rate cards, and any price we printed here would be stale within a year. Ask each vendor directly.

The one rule that decides everything

The joke has to be unrepeatable.

A shirt that says the destination and the year is a souvenir, and a stranger could wear it without lying. A shirt referencing something that happened on the 2019 trip cannot be worn by anyone outside the group, which is exactly why the group keeps it.

This is also why the swag question and the tradition question are the same question. Swag for a first-time trip is decoration. Swag for a trip in its twentieth year is a record.


This is a running list, updated as we get quotes and try things. Researched July 2026.

Questions people actually ask

What is the best swag for a guys trip?

Something small, dated, and useless to anyone outside the group. The two we have bought repeatedly are hand-forged bottle openers, which get used at home for years, and custom zip hoodies, which cost about sixty-four dollars a piece and still get worn. Year-stamped ceramic chips are the cheapest way into an annual keepsake, though we have priced them rather than bought them.

Are matching shirts for a guys trip worth it?

They work for the first night and then get worn once at home before ending up at the bottom of a closet. That is an acceptable trade if you keep them cheap, but do not expect a shirt to become a keepsake. If you want something that lasts, spend the same money on one durable dated item instead of a shirt each.

What guys trip swag do people actually keep?

Things that are small, functional, or dated. Hats and koozies get kept because they get used at home. Challenge coins and chips get kept because they mark a specific year. Shirts and one-off souvenirs generally do not, because they only work in the context of the trip.